中國

At first I thought more Great War gas has come back, but, no, aru. Aaiya, all these people turning into animals!

How many are shrunk? How many have just the ears and fluffy tail...? How many are cute, aru?

Are England's fairies real? Is that why this is happening? Someone mentioned curses and persons, but it cannot be possible, right, aru?

Someone come and tell, aru.

... What the hell! This is stupid, aru!

America, you better not have done something to my house, aru! The furniture here is all wrong! And the food smells bad! --- W-wait. Did someone let Russia in, aru…? That would be even stupider!

Forget it, aru. I am never participating in another one of these wars again, aru.